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Huge Problems In Movies They Could've Solved Way Easier. We've found it necessary before to mention how this time- traveling murder robot franchise makes no goddamn sense. But, moving past the time paradoxes, the alternate timelines, and the obnoxious kids going impossibly unsmacked, there's one solution that could have ended all of humanity's future robot issues before they even began. Tri. Star Pictures"But whyyyyyyy?"↓Continue Reading Below. Sarah Connor merely needed to change her stupid name. All Skynet knows is that a woman named Sarah Connor will one day poop out humanity's savior.

We know from the first movie that the stupid robots didn't even know which Sarah Connor will do the pooping. When the original T- 8. Sarah Connors like he was checking which Domino's delivered to his address. The One True Sarah Connor saw this happening on the news, had her suspicions confirmed by Kyle Reese, and immediately leapt onto Kyle's futuristic penis. That's understandable for a woman meeting Michael Biehn in his prime, but it didn't really solve anything. Why didn't she A) leave Los Angeles and B) change her and her son's name? Maybe it's only a temporary solution, but at the very least she could call herself AAA Locksmithing and her son Red Lobster and buy them an extra few years of planning.

Tri. Star Pictures"Oh man, that's way better than going by 'Con Jonnor.'"↓Continue Reading Below. Despite it being something no Terminator movie writer ever did, let's think this through. Say she keeps hiding and changes their names again to Squanto and Templeton Dickbasket. The robots would spend years killing random Sarah Connors, AAA Locksmithings, and Red Lobsters hoping to get the right people. That would eventually lead to a future in which Skynet sends robots to hunt down Templeton Dickbasket, this time with the ability to search via the internet.

Fine. So then he becomes "Daenerys Targaryen" or "Hot Incest Creampie." At this point, John Connor's identity is buried in so deep that the robots will have to kill through all of humanity and all of its restaurants, fiction, and pornography to find him. Basically, they'd be leaving one war against all of mankind to start a new war against all of mankind back when there was way more mankind.

All the while their greatest enemy gets to walk around with a series of awesome names. Checkmate, stupid robots. Tri. Star Pictures. Plus, "Ace Dongslayer" will look so cool on a memorial statue. Jordan Breeding has a blog, a Twitter, and communicates exclusively by throwing books on the floor. Also check out 2.

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